Friday Five: Five Ways That Gnomes Bring the Sexay

Sorry, Thrall honey, but I'm taken.

  1. We have the sexiest dance moves, both male and female side.
  2. We tell geeky jokes, and there’s no humor sexier than geek humor, amirite?
  3. We can sneak up on you from out of nowhere, and drop the sexay bomb, and then run off, leaving you wanting more.
  4. We’re the original ponytail rockers.
  5. Once you go gnome, there’s no going back. I mean, you’ve seen a male gnome doing a dance haven’t you?

GO GNOME OR GO HOME!

Happy Friday.

xoxo Anexxia

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