- We have the sexiest dance moves, both male and female side.
- We tell geeky jokes, and there’s no humor sexier than geek humor, amirite?
- We can sneak up on you from out of nowhere, and drop the sexay bomb, and then run off, leaving you wanting more.
- We’re the original ponytail rockers.
- Once you go gnome, there’s no going back. I mean, you’ve seen a male gnome doing a dance haven’t you?
GO GNOME OR GO HOME!